Blame The Illuminati

Albuquerque again:

According to a criminal complaint filed in Metropolitan Court, Victor Ortiz, 46, told police he had called a yellow cab to his house in Southeast Albuquerque and when the driver picked him up he thought he was working for the Illuminati, who were trying to break into his home and steal his money and drugs.

So, he said, he stole the cab driver’s bag, believing it to be full of guns and knives and other tools. Then he got out of the cab on University near Coal SE.

When the cab driver tried to get his bag back, Ortiz stabbed him with a sword, according to the complaint. Police have not released the driver’s name and are waiting for his family to be notified